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AEROBATRON

Welcome to Motor City, 1985. The streets are plagued by roving gangs and mercenary ninjas. The gyms are packed with busty babes in leotards and legwarmers. A ruthless auto tycoon reigns supreme. Nothing can stop his rise to power… until he messes with the wrong aerobics instructor.

This Summer, Linda Lockhart’s enemies are going to get the workout of a lifetime. Part aerobics instructor. Part machine. Totally 80s. This is AEROBATRON.

If you enjoyed Girls Just Want to Have Cum, then brace yourself for another wild ride through the video store archives of yesteryear. Aerobatron combines the best tropes of VHS-era action, sci-fi, and XXX into a feature-length tale of revenge. Aerobatron is a new kind of female superhero: sexier than Black Widow, stronger than Wonder Woman, and her weapons are, well… I don’t want to spoil the surprise.

Own it today!

 

Girls Just Want to Have Cum

Cover Reveal! Girls Just Want to Have Cum is my latest work of smutty satire and it will be available April 4, 2017. This is the book that I have always wanted to write. I was able to download all of my knowledge of sleazy 1980’s VHS movies into a single, action-packed storyline. Ouija Board, lingerie parties, spandex dance wear, college girls showering together—this book has it all. Throw in some hardcore group sex and you can be sure you are getting the full Brixton Atwood experience.

If this book can achieve moderate success, I’m prepared to write the next volume in my Head Cleaners VHS Erotica series. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but the next concept is a sci-fi action VHS wet dream. Please spread the word and help me expand this universe to its full potential!

Check out the trailer, featuring synthwave music composed by yours truly.

The Blowjob Novelist’s Wife

I was browsing my local book store the other day and I noticed there were quite a few bestselling books titled The (insert blank)’s Wife. Although this trend is obnoxious (man = important profession or super power, wife = wife of that man), this isn’t going to stop me from exploiting it. As a blowjob novelist, I can assure you that exploitation is my super power.

Also, I decided that rather than write my first blog post to tell you about myself, it would be infinitely more entertaining to interview my wife and editor, Vera Atwood, to see if I can 1.) get her naked 2.) get her to agree to lascivious sexual propositions 3.) get her to heap praise on to my already over-inflated ego and 4.) ask her about her new book.  What follows is my best effort on all counts.

Is that really you in the picture above and if so, what would our readers have seen if I hadn’t tastefully cropped it?

Yes, it is! As for what was cropped out, I’ll leave that to the imagination of your readers, but it does involve a butt. And garters.

What is it like to be married to a blowjob novelist?

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