Behold the cover for my next book: Treasure Beach for Three. This will be my second book, after BJ Bliss: An Oral Enterprise. Unlike BJ Bliss, this is not a novel. It can be be read in a single sitting, if you so choose.
The “Award-Winning” seal on the cover is no joke. Treasure Beach for Three won second place in the Literotica April Fool’s erotic writing contest and I received a cash prize. The contest winners were decided by the readers and not a panel of judges, so I can assure you that this story is a crowd-pleaser.
Loads of sex and a surprise ending await you in this debaucherous tropical tale. Pop off those bikini tops and prepare to soak up the heat of Treasure Beach for Three. Buy for 99 cents!
I was browsing my local book store the other day and I noticed there were quite a few bestselling books titled The (insert blank)’s Wife. Although this trend is obnoxious (man = important profession or super power, wife = wife of that man), this isn’t going to stop me from exploiting it. As a blowjob novelist, I can assure you that exploitation is my super power.
Also, I decided that rather than write my first blog post to tell you about myself, it would be infinitely more entertaining to interview my wife and editor, Vera Atwood, to see if I can 1.) get her naked 2.) get her to agree to lascivious sexual propositions 3.) get her to heap praise on to my already over-inflated ego and 4.) ask her about her new book. What follows is my best effort on all counts.
Is that really you in the picture above and if so, what would our readers have seen if I hadn’t tastefully cropped it?
Yes, it is! As for what was cropped out, I’ll leave that to the imagination of your readers, but it does involve a butt. And garters.
What is it like to be married to a blowjob novelist?