The Blowjob Novelist’s Wife

I was browsing my local book store the other day and I noticed there were quite a few bestselling books titled The (insert blank)’s Wife. Although this trend is obnoxious (man = important profession or super power, wife = wife of that man), this isn’t going to stop me from exploiting it. As a blowjob novelist, I can assure you that exploitation is my super power.

Also, I decided that rather than write my first blog post to tell you about myself, it would be infinitely more entertaining to interview my wife and editor, Vera Atwood, to see if I can 1.) get her naked 2.) get her to agree to lascivious sexual propositions 3.) get her to heap praise on to my already over-inflated ego and 4.) ask her about her new book.  What follows is my best effort on all counts.

Is that really you in the picture above and if so, what would our readers have seen if I hadn’t tastefully cropped it?

Yes, it is! As for what was cropped out, I’ll leave that to the imagination of your readers, but it does involve a butt. And garters.

What is it like to be married to a blowjob novelist?

Puppies, glitter, and rainbows. And ice cream.

Seriously though, I’m super proud of him and I think it is great for him to have these creative endeavors. Let’s not forget that I benefit as well. 🙂

Also, all the hours he spends writing gives me time to do my own thang. And he enjoys it, which is absolutely important. I also enjoy all of the communication it sparks, especially when we’re in the editing phase. I never thought that while on a dog walk, I would be debating out loud about the practicality of catching cum in a champagne flute vs. a rocks glass.

What was your role in the creation of BJ Bliss: An Oral Enterprise?

I edited copy as well as content. I also advised on sex scenes as well as the ending. I wanted to make sure it was happy. Get it?

Is there anything in this BJ Bliss book for women or is it just a male fantasy stroke fest brought to you by the manocentric maleocracy?

Well, I can’t speak for all women and how they prefer their erotica, but there were a lot of things for me in there. So much in fact that editing became challenging due to frequent much needed breaks from the seriously hot content.

My favorite part about it though, is how friendly and sex positive it is.

Did you learn something new about your husband during the process of reading/editing his writing?

I learned more about his fantasies and what turns him on the most and that it’s a blast to act it out. He also learned about my fantasies too. Mostly, it gave me a much deeper appreciation for just how creative, hilarious, and driven he is.

As an erotica reader, do you prefer to read about blowjobs or cunnilingus? Don’t hold back, I can take it.

It really depends on my mood, but there is nothing quite like a well-written, gripping, dripping cunnilingus scene where the dude is super hot and is super into her vag, like it’s the best thing he’s ever experienced.

Blowjobs are cool too.

HAMM

Let’s talk about your recent transition to author. Are you ever going to publish your first book and can you tell us more about it?

I am! Howlin’ At My Moon is already available for pre-sale on Amazon. The publish date is March 23rd, on a full moon. I think it’s a pretty sexy read, but mostly, my goal was to get a few chuckles.

How did you come up with the concept for Howlin’ At My Moon? (By the way, we should start calling it HAMM for short.)

I was inspired by you, Brixton, as well as Lessonsinsmut.com. Also, I daydream of being a erotic writer on the beaches of Vietnam or Bali and not having desk job.

For the actual concept, I don’t recall exactly what inspired me, except I heard that people like to read erotica about werewolves and billionaires. For my approach to my first book, I decided to take it up a notch and make the main dude a trillionaire and couldn’t help but sprinkle it with jokes, because who doesn’t love to laugh? The order of creation for me was title first, then book cover idea, then concept, and the actual plot came last. I’m not sure if that’s backwards but it worked for me!

Did you get turned on when you wrote the sexual content in your book, and if yes, what specific scenarios or scenes were the most effective?

Yes! My fave was a scene that I wrote in a game room, with the main character and her boss. So much anticipation!

If you had to choose between wine or beer for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Ah, variety is the spice of life, Brixton! I want both and please throw in some in gin martinis (with a twist) and rum punch while you’re at it.

Guys get asked if they are boobs or ass or leg guys (I’m an ass guy). For girls, I’m guessing it is chest, shoulders, arms, cock, balls or something like that. Using a part of the male anatomy, what kind of a girl would you say you are?

That part where the lower abs meet the hip flexor on a cut dude. I’m that girl. Plus hands. Definitely hands. Then chest and arms. Then bedroom eyes.

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How does your husband’s cock compare to the other cocks that you have experienced in your life… wait- you can only answer using one of three options. 1.) Smallest 2.) Average 3.) Biggest

Biggest.

Would you be interested in bringing home another woman in order to give your husband a double blowjob that includes lots of cock and ball sharing and ends in a facial for the both of you, like this (NSFW)?

It does look like fun…

Would you be so bold as to share your husband’s cum with another woman in a post double blowjob makeout session?

I would. Better get juicing!

If you could have one bucket list sexual fantasy of your own fulfilled in 2016, what would it be?

Group sex at a party where I’m the main event. Bukkake and some amazing vag eating. And I’d like to be giving a bj during the bukkake.

Well, that was a bit more than I was expecting, but… deal!

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2 thoughts on “The Blowjob Novelist’s Wife

  1. augustmacgregor

    A fun interview. I’m so used to an author being interviewed, that it was a nice change to hear the spouse’s side of things. And an author in her own right, too. You guys should like you make a good writing/editing team. With lots of research.

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